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I hate reading books that remind me/tell me that all men like to eat pizza, guzzle beer, make homebase on a couch while watching sports, and are essentially masturbating sex hungry dogs.
Pretty Sexist huh? Makes you mad?
I try to avoid books like that cuz they make me annoyed/mad/worried/w/e
There is no way I would ever want to be married to such a gross simple-minded masturbating creature for the rest of my life, so I try to avoid books like that at all costs.
Because, they are really convincing on my impressionable mind and I srsly hope that its not true. o.o

omg
I wrote that previous post four days ago, and I'm still watching Scrubs. Everyday.
I think its because I have no social life... or summer is just becoming a bit too long.
But I love Scrubs.
I love it so much that when I finish watching Season 8 when it comes out, I'm seriously going to be bawling for hours.
My favorite character would have to be Elliot Reid.
Well less now since she changed her hairstyle. :[
I love neurotic crazy characters with low self-esteem. :D



:'D JD is so sweet. Tears are streaming down my face. :( The greatest sitcom of all time like... ended. :[

Math classes at TTL ended recently. :(
I liked those classes.
Like, Harold(the teacher) was somewhat vain since all his examples included himself winning something... but anywhooo if it weren't for him I would've definitely dropped out of Think Tank.
Not that he's hot or anything(geeky)... but I love people with charisma and social skills! (a trait I sadly lack) :DDDD
Even after five weeks no one actually talked to each other, but like...
It still feels weird not seeing those faces like tomorrow...
I think its just the prospect of realizing that you won't ever see some people again, which ruins the illusion of the world revolving around you :DDDD

I love Scrubs.
Cuz like, the main character JD, is a loser, but he still plays a huge part in the whole thing. It shows that losers can fit in too.
It's like therapy watching half a season everyday.
(btw, I currently possess seasons 2-6 from the library so like... no one else can take my loves :D ...Much like the maternal love I took to the Wii Bully Games from the library too :DDDDDD)
And whoever wrote the script is A GENIUS.
I could get a six-pack from laughing all the time.
Srsly, try it some time.

ON SWIMMING

My shampoo bottle made an explicit
splurting noise in the showers today after swimming.
The other people turned around and stared at me.
...omg. the Mortificationnn!!!!!! >800000
I prayed desperately for the Holy Spirit to
open a crack in the floor so I could disappear.
Of course...it'd be straight to hell........

Two or three weeks ago I saw the Varsity/higher DACA swimgirls.
And HOLY FUCKING SHIT they were buff.
Like Frikkin APES! Their chest and shoulders were all manly and wide.
It was like seeing a gaggle of men with boobs and long hair. (not uncommon these days)
FReeeeeakkky.
If this is what competitive swimming is going to make me into... I srsly don't want to go there.

Also, I just conked my head straight into the concrete wall today. It was like.. floating... floating.. KABOOM! (Oxiclean)
and now there's a giant bruise on my head to match the bruise on my foot.

I also wore an extremely sheer white tanktop once and somehow on that one day frikkin forgot to bring my.... o.o
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I love this song. Except all the parts that feature Wale. In my opinion, this song would be worthless without Lady Gaga. She is the SEX.
Strangely enough.. you'll realize her eyes always have this dead look to them.
She sounds liek M.I.A. in this one. o.o

As long as they have samples.
Some days when I feel exceedingly bored I mount my bike and leave off to the Cupertino Shopping district area.
I walk around Whole Foods. Make my rounds like 3 times among the samples and eat while soaking in the nice factory style high-ceiling, free AC, and olive-hued decor, play some music at the media station, and put on sample make-up. Then I leave.

Go to Target, read all the tabloid magazines, stroll through the media (movies & stuff), and try on clothes (that I don't purchase). :]

Visit Petsmart to coo over the furry little animals.

Buy Strawberry Milktea with large baboa pearls next to Marina Foods.

And then go to the library to catch up on Cosmopolitan and find more Degrassi, Scrubs, Dead Like Me... etc.

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I know how to milk my assets.

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Um.. You know how I said Indian Muggle Born Registration Commission?
Yeah. I meant Indian Reservations. You know where the Native Americans went?
And I would like to personally apologize for everything/ everyone I ever hated on, people I bashed on this site, and any post where I spew like a crackhead.

I would like to take back any post where I may have accidently said something hurtful while stewing in jealousy.
Anyway. It's highschool.
Time to lie low for now.
Andddd find some new friends.
Seriously.
Not that any of you guys are bad... butttt
yeah.

~~Fireworks are like orgasms in the sky.

HARRY POTTER.
Harry Potter is juvenile stuff compared to Wicked. That's why I can't read Wicked anymore. It's too heartwretching. I start bawling like every time.
Anywhoo, I was thinking, Harry Potter is much too arrogant for his own good.
I just hate his attitude.
I dislike how he always prevails over evil.
I dislike how he thwarts death at every turn.
I dislike how he wields extraordinary powers.
It's like Percy Jackson all over again on a smaller scale.
Maybe I'm just jealous. o.o

Buttttt.... I love Voldemort! :DDDDD
I love the descriptions of him as Tom Marvolo Riddle, before he turned into You-no-poo. "...dark, handsome, charismatic, blah blah blah."
I'm on Voldemort's side.

Okay, I was thinking, I wanna rewrite the last book.
I want Harry Potter to succumb to evil, and not be all haughty and high and mighty with all the righteousness crap. Instead, he turns to Dark Arts to help him, thus becoming another You-Know-Who. He and Voldemort battle for reign as
The Wizarding World's Next Top Villain.
Millions of civilians are caught in the crossfire.
Lots of evil psychotic laughter ensues.
Instead of just having the ethnicity ignorant Muggle-Born Registration Commission, there would be the new: ta-da
Indian Muggle-Born Registration Commission where all the brownies are killed off first. (except for the cool ones)

Then, Neville Longbottom, the dumpy ugly boy suddenly rises clumsily to fame with a gang of rejects like Ron Weasley and Luna Lovegood, after Neville realizes he is the true boy of the Prophecy made by Trewalney.
And.. yeah, another few novels are spewed out and the two evil pillars are defeated, leaving the world a barren flat land.

THEN THE DECEPTICONS ARRIVE! DUN DUN DUN

... that was unprecendented crap...

I'm FUCKING AFRAID OF THE DARK.
Just walked over into the other part of the house (which is under construction and thus has not light) to retrieve Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows from my old bookshelf and I fucking had a heart attack and ran with my heart pounding back to the lighted kitchen.
I cannot be left alone in the dark lest I am sleeping.
And I have this irrational fear of being shot or murdered while I'm sleeping. = =
I realize watching Cops and those creepy discovery forensic shows at 10:00 as a kid has mentally scarred me for life. TT3TT

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I'm a nutcase.
blah blah blah :D

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