Kay. I usually don't write two posts a day (like to keep it to a minimum).. but like... I just went to Target... and this weirdo fat dude who looks like Joshua Lin, actually, could be his older brother, pushes this cart next to me. So I'm there looking at these cheesy Asian Dolls, when he's like," *gestures for me to take off my earphones* Your body is a ten, but you have a mongoloid face..." 10 seconds later pushes off cart and is like, "Sorry I was rude,"
RAWR. ... maybe he was referring to the dolls? (I doubt it)
Then on the way home on my bike, I was walking it down the sidewalk and this old man driving his SUV had this really big pervy smile on his face, and his head turned like 180 as I walked past.
O.O
I feel... violated.
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My Typical Day as of June 25, 2009
Wake-up at 9:00 (Yay it's like a godsend not having to get to fucking school late everyday)
Spend 9:00 to 10:00 watching Judge Mathias on CW. Yay. Court Drama is amusing. Multi-task and try to finish the pile of homework I have been assigned from Alg 2/Trig, that I should have paced out and did last night.
Here's a typical days worth of work (expected to be finished by tomorrow):
And... about those problems... ASHJADHFJAADKHFDSJHDFAKFDAJHHDFAKDAFJh My brain just fell out.
12:00 -2:00 go to class. Sit in the back and doodle. Hope he doesn't notice.
Go home. Write a cheesy blog. Go swimming at DACA. (Which is TORCHURE) Sim the rest of the night away, ignoring the pile of mathwork vying for my attention.
Get a headache. Go to sleep. Repeat for 4 weeks.
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.Tuesday, June 23, 2009 ' 8:27 PM Y
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A Sim character of me would have the following traits: Evil Kleptomaniac Mean-Spirited Neurotic Athletic Artistic
I always thought I was a weirdo... but now i realize I'm just sentimental to the ad nauseum. So like, I don't like rereading books because I hate how the character in the beginning is sooo naive and completely ignorant to the doom of their future, even when I know all the bad & heardbreaking things that will happen to them in their journey through life/w/e. I'm like behind that 4th wall and I can't say anything like Stop don't do that. or please stop dying you're breaking my heart ;_; and stuff like that
GOD WHY CANT THOSE STUPID WORKERS TURN DOWN THEIR STUPID CHEESY 80S POP? I'M MOVING TO ANOTHER ROOM.
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Before a song fully ends, I like to forward to the next song because I don't like hearing it all the way to the end.........
There's this picture of me in Kindergarden, on a pony. It's one of those yearbook pics. I cry at night over things like that. Cuz like, the Pony is probably dead now, you know? And I feel so sad for it. Same for old people. The cheerful dumpy little old ladies are the ones I feel the most pity for. They seem so nice. It's like, I'm crying on the inside. :'(
I secretly have alot of anger. No... I think its because I enjoy revenge so much. There are many ways to Cyber bully someone and volley at their self-esteem until all that's left is a smoldering tangled mess.
1. If they have Youtube videos, check it daily to vote 1 star. Thumbs down all the good comments. thumbs up the bad ones.
2. Facebook. Compare people. Continue clicking skip pair until the targeted person comes up. Always vote against him/her/it.
3. Go on Gmail. Spread false/ overblown information to secretly turn everyone against him/her/it.
Never reveal plans. Yes, it is immature, but
A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever. ~Jessamyn West
lolololol now you know why some people have such low self-esteem. Words hurt. :] . . .
GOSSIP GIRL FTW <3 <3 <3 <3
. ' 2:31 PM Y
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You know who. :DDDDD A sick glee washes over me when I'm watching my Sim muther popping out them BABIEEES. In Sims, they go the whole nine yards with all the grunting and extremely annoying noises that I imagine a hippo would make when giving birth. YUKKKKKK. Since you can only give birth at home or in a hospital, I love making the Sim walk into the middle of the road and watch her stand there and look constipated. :D
Wait... not the whole nine yards. After the initial freak show, the baby just somehow magically flies into the mother's gleeful arms. O.O Which is both a savior and... a curse? Cuz I love porn.
Well anyway. Now. you. know. what. I. Do. When. I'm. Bored.
I regret writing this.
OKAY. I have compiled a list of my idols in my free time:
1. Michelle Trachtenberg (Gerogina Sparks in Gossip Girl. Starred in 17 Again)
2. Melissa Marie Green (Singer in the Millionaires, Scene Queen, Model. Awesomest hair and make-up EVER)
3. Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester in real life)
4. Dani Artaud (Aka. DaniGORE; retired Scene Queen, singer in The Millionaires and now model.)
5. Tyra Banks!!! (Hosts own talk show and creator of ANTM <--lovely show <3 )
I want to be just like them when I grow up. That is, after the rhinoplasty or other sort of improvement surgery, of course. :DDDD
.Monday, June 22, 2009 ' 2:26 PM Y
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The only reason anyone would read this blog is to glean amusement from my pathetic-ness, oversentimentality, and over-emotional accounts of my boring life. Thats good :]
It has been made official that Stouffer's frozen meals taste better than the "Claim Jumper Resteraunt" variety and that meat found in any of the frozen entrees, regardless of brand should never, ever, ever EVER be consumed.
I spent the better half of today reading up on Melissa Marie of The Millionaires (my current idol out of who knows how many). Now, there's a lot of backstory to this obssession. I first learned about Scene from Irina. Scene is like emo... except... Take it from Urban Dictionary:
"Scene kids and emo kids are very different mainly in the type of music they like and their outlook on life in general. Scence kids are fun and usually are at local concerts/parties. Emo kids are sad and usually stay at home and write poetry and check their myspaces. Scene kid: "i cant wait to go to my concert and mosh"
Emo kid: "i cant wait to go to my concert and sob at this life's black abyss that is my heart"
Scene kid: "ok...bye"
Yupp. Well, after reading all sorts of articles online about Scene and Emo, I developed a certain interest for the stuff kids are into nowadays. (LOL) Somehow, on Youtube, I managed to get to a song by The Millionaires, which believe me was horrible and damaging to my ears, but they had big hair! And cool clothes! And damn, that girl in the middle was fine.
Cue, my new idol, Melissa Marie Green. I want her nose. It's very nice.
Scene Queen ~~~ <3
I'm obsessed with body parts. I'll keep talking about them to my brother, since he's the only innocent bystander that always happens to be avaliable. (Yes, If you're my brother, it is best advised you look for a new job.)
So, it began with hands, then legs, eyes, nose, eyebrows, and cheekbones. After I pick a part, I go online to research. Did you know that there are four different types of noses? :DDDDDD Do you know what high cheeckbones look like compared to lower or less prominent ones? What kind of eyebrow will suit you best?
How do brow ridges and different facial bones differ from masculine to feminine and in between?
Yes, I know all the answers and more. I also need to get a life. <3
Apparently, Victor's mom called my mom to tell her that I need to wear a helmet while biking. I think Victor also goes to Think Tank so she saw me peddling precariously close to cars without.. GASP a HELMET
Soo... what good would a helmet do? If I fall, I will most likely hurt my arms (more than my head) as I reach out to prevent myself from eating asphalt. Arm helmets, anyone?
Well, I spent my whole trip there and back in hiding, going down side roads, and dogedly looking at the drivers to ensure that none were Victor's muther. (rather than put on a helmet. They make me look DORKY. And no, I would rather be dead than dorky...ha beat you to your comeback.) (This screams LOSER :DDDD)
Also, some grumpy old man stopped me as I was riding on the sidewalk and very rudely told me "THIS SIDEWALK IS FOR WALKING!!!!" (hey old man.. these boots were made for walking.. and they'll WALK ALL OVER YOU) I was extremely surprised it was about my error of biking on the sidewalk, and not because I wasn't wearing a helmet, and the fact that he had probably seen me biking across a large road with speeding cars.
.Friday, June 19, 2009 ' 7:33 PM Y
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Today's topic:
My most favorite character is The Bitch. I love the diva. The one with the bad attitude, the spoiled one. Of course, not the downright immature characters or the little kids that throw temper tantrums.
More like adults on bad behavior. But they must have vulnerability and depth. And should be smart too. I hate the stupid prostitute type divas (I dunno. I've seen a lot on the Cops show. So I think I would like to differentiate the two) These evil characters that fit the criteria are also my idols. They include: Blair Waldorf
Georgina Sparks
http://www.ifbb.com/images/skopje2008/_DSC7994.JPG :((((((( Here's the link since blogger won't put it on fer me. I dunno why. Promise me you'll watch it. <3
Margaret (The Proposal)
.Saturday, June 13, 2009 ' 10:44 PM Y
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It really takes something like graduating to realize how much you've taken your friends for granted. It is bittersweet, because in a sense, you wouldn't realize how cool they were or how much you wanted them until you were forced to leave them and then you realize you don't want to, but it's too late to go back and spend some more quality time. Okay confusing, but you get the point.
I just wish it didn't have to be that way. Apparently, Great America was the official end of our era as the graduating class of '09. Us, just a random group of chinky kids...
I say it's the end, cuz I'm sorta confused. Like, the next time we all meet, are we supposed to be weepy at the end? Or pretend nothing happened? I don't get it. Act like old friends? New acquaintences? Clearly, I am over thinking this. Whatever.
I think this year, I got the most meaningful yearbook signatures ever. I'm so glad there were extra pages. BTW, Julie, thanks... LOL I loved what you wrote: "So you hafta email and chat w/me and stuff. Or else I won't give you any more surplus vegetation for bunny. And then bunny will be phat and sad." hahaha. and the part about the Taco Pocket. Manly and conservative, lol. I'm really really gonna miss you. :(
I'm reminiscing about the old days we spent on the Lawson hallways playing Texas Hold Em' and that short stint of Indian Poker (lol). The countless innumerable days spent on those bright red picnic table where all those previous 8th graders had sat, talked, and ate under the scalding sun, and all the future ones to come. (getting cheesier...) Two straight days of graduation practice trampling frustrated and messily across the bright green grass, and in the end, it all coming together beautifully and perfectly. Pushing that giant garlic ball in Schoolapalooza. Old Mrs. Gousibutt and Bullshizzle, and big-busted Corcoran, the ones we love to hate, but really should give a break. The hours spent on amusing but ttly unnecessary drama. Gunther and his thong and trousers. Our family tree. LOL. OUR FAMILY TREE. OUR FAMILY TREE! (I'm really gonna miss that.) Waiting in the lunch line all day. & Yoesmite!! I REALLY LOVED THAT PLACE. Oh, If only we could all go back for one more day!
... (omg. I'm making myself cry again)
I can't believe Irene's gone. Irene Wangerbanger is the old hippo that bashes my stomach in everyday and molests young gurlies. Prances and dances and is just as pessimistic, cynical, and pervy as I am. We all secretly loved her a little less (actually just as much) and now she's finally gone and I realize how much of my life she impacted. I'm actually gonna miss getting whacked, punched, or clawed on a daily basis, seeing her rapeface and cumface, and all her eccentricities. Her strangeness (ex. not liking pop or dancing or most things young people are interested in today) As Irene wrote in my yearbook: "I must thank you for making me the dull/vengeful person I am today." 100 % Pure Irene. I'm going to miss her so much. So so so so so much.
I'm gonna miss you Lynn, Julie, Diana, Dickie, Paige, Lisa, Laura, you 'Tino people, Freda, Karolyn... ♥
auf wiedersehen <3 <3
.Wednesday, June 10, 2009 ' 8:27 PM Y
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Watchin TV
I love Tyra Banks. I love America's Next Top Model. Speaking of which, I'm watching right now! :DDDD
It's a rerun of cycle 11. Possibly episode 2? Apparently, I've already watched this.
Hmmmm... okay Sheena is talking right now... Btw, Sheena is my favorite. Her face is gorgeous and she's got attitude! 8D Mrs. Alexander Jay: "She's got the booty of a black girl, grace of a Japanese geisha and class of a Korean princess."
<3 <3 <3 <3
Oh oh oh all the girls are in the hot tub outback at the ANTM mansion. OOOOh hot tubs and hot girls. Nice combination.
Okay. So there goes Elina. She's really hot. And there's Clark. They're hugging each other.... And now they're making out. O_O! O_O! OH MY GEE THAT'S SO FRIGGIN HOT!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
Well, I couldn't find the picture on Google, so I guess this will be the substitute...
Ok. Flips to ET.
Apparently, Adam Lambert is gay. Old news. But that just made him 100 times hotter to me. whoa whoa hes strappin even without makeup!!!!
I played the original Sims like 2-3 years ago and I was frikkin addicted. Well, not to the first one, since it was unrealistic. I don't think they could even do it in that game. And when they had a baby, it just came from the stork. THey didn't even get preggo. That was stupid.
Sims 2 was a giant improvement, but like a real bore after a while, because the Sim could only stay inside the house except for school and work, and they had absolutely no personality.
Cut to Sims 3. This game is amazing. Go read the 5 star Amazon reviews. Characters can finally have personalities!!!!!!! I made three Sims to start with. Jonathong, Victor, and Annabelle.
fyi, the names have no correspondance to any actual people I know.
So, I made Victor the hot guy. Blond, blue eyes, and like the most perfect face ever. I'm melting, srsly :DDDD In Sims 3, you can set your Sim to have 5 distinct personality traits. Soooo, Victor was Athletic, Charismatic, Great Kisser, Flirty, and daredevil. He wanted to enroll in the Army (one of the wishes) so he had to have lvl 10 athletic skill. Which is why he's like frikkin buff :DDDDDDDDDDDDD Except I made him gay by personalizing all his clothes into pink + lime green tuxedo, pink slacks, and pink tie for formal attire. His fav. color is pink.
I made Jonathong the polar opposite. He's 100% obese, nose with little definition, boring face, and poser clothes... think eminem. I set his five traits as Loser, hopeless romantic, over-emotional, slob, and _____ <-- can't remember, but it was something loserish. He plays the guitar for tips.
AND NOW. DUN DUN DUN. MY MOST AWESOMETASTICAL FAVORTIE CHARACTER OF ALL TIME:
My Annabelle. She's like the Queen Bitch Ice Queen. She looks like a blend of Blair Waldor and Kristen Stewart. And I set her five traits as Insane, Evil, Kelptomaniac, Snob, and Flirty. It's like the best blend ever. Insane means ingame, you have the option to "talk to self", "speak madness", "talk about consparices" etc. Also, the Sim will dress randomly. For example, Annabelle wears a swimsuit and sunglasses to bed and underwear to work.
With kleptomatic, she can steal objects from public places and neighbor's houses. I've stolen an expensive streetlight (LOL!) and a bunch of chairs and two plants.
Since she's a snob, when she looks in the mirror "I am beautiful" will pop up in the moodlets and cause a 10+ in her mood. LOL!
Evil causes Annabelle to want to take a track in the Criminal career, where the levels include:
Getaway Driver Bagwoman Con Artist Emperor of Evil Thief
etc. etc. I LOVE IT.
I dressed her as trampy slutty type, knee high stilettos, elbow high white lace gloves, bellybutton high black vest with nothing underneath, bright pink miniskirt, and black-white stripe leggings. She laughs evily and does that cupped hand movement too, and I made her voice so it'd be low and sexy.
Also, she has affairs with guys and girls. Golddigger! Polygamist ftw!
Strangely enough, when I made her paint a picture for framing on the wall, her first drawing was like the cutest lollipop stick figure ever! And she drew a cute impressionist squirrel too! At this point I was srsly rofl
Sims 3 amuses me to no end. I have to recommend it.
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