ON SWIMMING

My shampoo bottle made an explicit
splurting noise in the showers today after swimming.
The other people turned around and stared at me.
...omg. the Mortificationnn!!!!!! >800000
I prayed desperately for the Holy Spirit to
open a crack in the floor so I could disappear.
Of course...it'd be straight to hell........

Two or three weeks ago I saw the Varsity/higher DACA swimgirls.
And HOLY FUCKING SHIT they were buff.
Like Frikkin APES! Their chest and shoulders were all manly and wide.
It was like seeing a gaggle of men with boobs and long hair. (not uncommon these days)
FReeeeeakkky.
If this is what competitive swimming is going to make me into... I srsly don't want to go there.

Also, I just conked my head straight into the concrete wall today. It was like.. floating... floating.. KABOOM! (Oxiclean)
and now there's a giant bruise on my head to match the bruise on my foot.

I also wore an extremely sheer white tanktop once and somehow on that one day frikkin forgot to bring my.... o.o
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I love this song. Except all the parts that feature Wale. In my opinion, this song would be worthless without Lady Gaga. She is the SEX.
Strangely enough.. you'll realize her eyes always have this dead look to them.
She sounds liek M.I.A. in this one. o.o

Life is Tragic
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I'm a nutcase.
blah blah blah :D

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