.Saturday, July 4, 2009 ' 10:12 PM Y
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~~Fireworks are like orgasms in the sky.
HARRY POTTER.
Harry Potter is juvenile stuff compared to Wicked. That's why I can't read Wicked anymore. It's too heartwretching. I start bawling like every time.
Anywhoo, I was thinking, Harry Potter is much too arrogant for his own good.
I just hate his attitude.
I dislike how he always prevails over evil.
I dislike how he thwarts death at every turn.
I dislike how he wields extraordinary powers.
It's like Percy Jackson all over again on a smaller scale.
Maybe I'm just jealous. o.o
Buttttt.... I love Voldemort! :DDDDD
I love the descriptions of him as Tom Marvolo Riddle, before he turned into You-no-poo. "...dark, handsome, charismatic, blah blah blah."
I'm on Voldemort's side.
Okay, I was thinking, I wanna rewrite the last book.
I want Harry Potter to succumb to evil, and not be all haughty and high and mighty with all the righteousness crap. Instead, he turns to Dark Arts to help him, thus becoming another You-Know-Who. He and Voldemort battle for reign as
The Wizarding World's Next Top Villain.
Millions of civilians are caught in the crossfire.
Lots of evil psychotic laughter ensues.
Instead of just having the ethnicity ignorant Muggle-Born Registration Commission, there would be the new: ta-da
Indian Muggle-Born Registration Commission where all the brownies are killed off first. (except for the cool ones)
Then, Neville Longbottom, the dumpy ugly boy suddenly rises clumsily to fame with a gang of rejects like Ron Weasley and Luna Lovegood, after Neville realizes he is the true boy of the Prophecy made by Trewalney.
And.. yeah, another few novels are spewed out and the two evil pillars are defeated, leaving the world a barren flat land.
THEN THE DECEPTICONS ARRIVE! DUN DUN DUN
... that was unprecendented crap...